Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Pussyless Omnipotence:
There is 'plenty of infinity' to go around, there are no long lines for new ideas, but you'll be suprised how many people are clostraphobic in an infinite Universe filled with endless ideas! 'Who is the Original Man?' is the Knowledge degree, this degree is a Holy degree because it's not, diluted mixed or tampered with in any form. Knowledge is the foundation. "Well everybody knows that Embelm. Duhhh! Thatz Basic Math 101?" 'Now-movafuckin-Cipher' they don't! My Enlightener born some deep math to me way back, he told me don't put him on a pedastool! At the time I was young and impressionable and he could have easily said, "You got to stand on the corner in a bow tie, sell papers and bean pies to get 120!" and like all impressionable young people I probably would have! But Jesus' teachings were 'Freedom', Pud's teachings were Culture Freedom. The Culture is I-GOD! I-God culture borns 'Freedom' in the mind, it pulls out the critical nurse's pin of un original thought. Destroy powers are not original in thought, though some are mad talented-their talent is an unconcious regurgitation of the black Mind buried there in their own physical body(A living dead person). Who is the Original Man? is the question that is suppose to resurrect the mentaly dead and inspire endless creativity. The answer to the question is the component of the degree that starts our journey on the Plane of Egoless Omnipotence! "Why Emblem always building on Egoless Omnipotence?" I be saying that shit all the time-I know. I build on 'Egolessness' because I feel it opens the locked safe of Omnipotence. If you want to study your Ego, fast from something: Food: Sex: Weed(even weed): or talking on the the phone. Whatever you choose to consciously withdraw from, is an excercise in egoless behavior, providing your intentions are genuine. I genuinely feel that my primary personal pursuit in Life is to Master my Ego! My determined idea in life has everything to do with binding my Ego in. Now let me be clear, "Egolessness' does not mean I won't whoop your ass if you decide to go picking on people who are genuinely attempting to control their ego. People confuse 'turning the other cheek' with 'Egolessness', confusing the two can get you fucked up if you decide to fuck with Egoless Emblem! 'Egolessness' should not be confused with volunteer work or a can good food drive. "That Emblem sure is a nice guy, did you know he volunteers at the battered woman's shelter three times a week giving free breast exams?" Volunteer work, can good drives, turning the right cheek, walking outside naked to show I've given up materialism, giving away all my clothes, taking a vow of celebacy is pious bullshit! I don't find Egolessness in piety-I find Egolessness in getting at the origin of my own motives and intentions. Egolessness is at the core of who the original Man is. I can get some pussy and still be Egoless as long as I know the fundamental reasons why I'm in the pussy! "Emblem! Your over analyzing the pussy!" Now cipher! As the said persons of that ability-it is our responsibility to understand the nature of our relationship to the pussy!
Friday, April 25, 2008
Beyonce:Serial#QXT-4386976538: Clone-A-Mate; A divison of Microsoft Corp. 2019
CNN broke the story two years ago that Ms. Knowles sold her DNA to Microsoft's subsidiary company Clone-A-Mate. The deal was worth an estimated 25 Billion Dollars, it was the most lucrative DNA sale since Federal legislation made cloning legal in 2011. The Federal Cloning Act in no uncertain terms makes it clear that no clone produced and sold should have the ability to conceive or cause pregnancy in a 'Natural' Human nor have their Cognitive Microchip removed, nor shall any clone have any gaurantees under the United States Constitution.
I'm a lawyer and a Catholic and I was vehemently oppossed to the Cloning Act at first but clones became necessary. Sexual Disease in 'Natural' humans became more rampant and more deadly. HIV/AIDS was cured in 2013 but then came the VEXA 1 and VEXA 2 viruses-diseases that make AIDS and EBOLA look like a common cold. When it was announced that the Beyonce clone was on Sale for a whopping $500,000 dollars per unit I put my ten percent down and financed the rest in monthly installments. 'Natural' Humans stopped having sex with one another, it became too risky particularly for the rich-the poor and middle class still engage in the risky escapade of intercourse but not anybody who was anybody. As animated stars and computer generated images became the new rave in Hollywood, celebrities were going broke. The lot of Musicians wasn't any better, people were no longer paying for music, piracy single handedly slaughtered that entire industry-so all desirable celebrities sold their DNA to Microsofts Clone-A-Mate. Forbes in its last issue estimated Bill Gates'net worth at 600 trillion dollars. Female and Male porn stars started selling their genetic material for millions and everybody who could afford one was buying clones like life rafts on the Titanic. It's nothing to drive down the street and cee four Brad Pitts mowing a lawn, or Morris Chestnut taking the trash out or three Jessica Simpsons in a grocery store scrutinizing the ripeness of fruits or vegetables. My co-worker, Trudy, also a Lawyer, who works in Litigation, purchased a Shaq 32XJ a month ago, and now she's the happiest white woman in the office.
Last month UPS pulled up with my package, I was going to be the first white man in the neighborhood with a 'Beyonce' and I felt like a nervous teenager before his first date. All clones come in a sealed hyperbolic chamber to gaurantee 'Freshness' and 'Virginity'. Before I unwraped this beautiful black Queen I began to read her manual.
I'm a lawyer and a Catholic and I was vehemently oppossed to the Cloning Act at first but clones became necessary. Sexual Disease in 'Natural' humans became more rampant and more deadly. HIV/AIDS was cured in 2013 but then came the VEXA 1 and VEXA 2 viruses-diseases that make AIDS and EBOLA look like a common cold. When it was announced that the Beyonce clone was on Sale for a whopping $500,000 dollars per unit I put my ten percent down and financed the rest in monthly installments. 'Natural' Humans stopped having sex with one another, it became too risky particularly for the rich-the poor and middle class still engage in the risky escapade of intercourse but not anybody who was anybody. As animated stars and computer generated images became the new rave in Hollywood, celebrities were going broke. The lot of Musicians wasn't any better, people were no longer paying for music, piracy single handedly slaughtered that entire industry-so all desirable celebrities sold their DNA to Microsofts Clone-A-Mate. Forbes in its last issue estimated Bill Gates'net worth at 600 trillion dollars. Female and Male porn stars started selling their genetic material for millions and everybody who could afford one was buying clones like life rafts on the Titanic. It's nothing to drive down the street and cee four Brad Pitts mowing a lawn, or Morris Chestnut taking the trash out or three Jessica Simpsons in a grocery store scrutinizing the ripeness of fruits or vegetables. My co-worker, Trudy, also a Lawyer, who works in Litigation, purchased a Shaq 32XJ a month ago, and now she's the happiest white woman in the office.
Last month UPS pulled up with my package, I was going to be the first white man in the neighborhood with a 'Beyonce' and I felt like a nervous teenager before his first date. All clones come in a sealed hyperbolic chamber to gaurantee 'Freshness' and 'Virginity'. Before I unwraped this beautiful black Queen I began to read her manual.
Beyonce: QXT Series
"Congratulations! from us at Clone-A-Mate labs. You are now the proud owner of the Beyonce QXT. You have purchased the finest in luxury clones. The Beyonce QXT is a flesh and blood human being grown and made in Microsofts Clone-A-Mate labs.
1: Getting Started With Your Clone
Your clone is installed with GPS in it's arm and has six microchips in it's brain controlling the Rostral Anterior Cingulate Cortex or the Amygdala, this is the part of the brain that controls optimism. Your clone will never be in a bad move! Your clone also has a chip in its left interior frontal lobe, the part of the brain responsible for speech! Did you know your clone can speak 45 languages fluently? Before you take your clone out of its Hyperbolic Chamber make sure you program her to your desired langauge setting. Your Beyonce QXT is equiped with an emotional circuit which completely supresses any emotion. Legally we are required by the Federal Cloning Act to equip all Clones with this emotional supression circuit-so by law she can not express any emotions, she is incapable of anger, sadness, or feelings of humiliation or embarrasment.
2: Settings
Though your clone is incapable of emotions she has a default setting inwhich she can simulate the mood you are in. Are you hungry? The Beyonce QXT is equiped with 24,000 recipes of dishes from around the globe and can cook them with the skill of a Master chef. Do you just want to cuddle and sip wine on the couch? Your Beyonce QXT will hold you as if you were a newborn in your mother's arms. Are you in the mood for a little loving? Your Beyonce QXT has 25,000 adult films down loaded in her memory and can make your deepest disires come true. How about a little conversation? The Beyonce QXT has an entire library downloaded in her memory and can call up page and verse of your favorite book, recite the meditations of your favorite philosopher or the stats of your favorite sports team. Do you have a Mansion or a one room apartment? The BeyonceQXT represents the finest in housekeeping, do you want her to polish the floor of every square inch of a 32 room mansion with a toothbrush? The Beyonce QXT will do it with a smile.
3:Care
Your Clone lives off of Spirulina, soy milk and spring water. We at Clone-A-Mate suggest this diet for optimum performance. She should spend at least 12 hours a week recharching in her hyperbolic Chamber. Enjoy your Beyonce QXT.
"It's better than the real thing!"
-Jay-Z-
Thursday, April 24, 2008
THE PIPPEN FACTOR: A Study in Differential Calculus
THE PRIMARY DERIVATIVES
Shaq and Kobe should have born rings by now, but they don't!!!!!!Why? The answer to this question is the Holy Grail of life as we understand it. The Blackman is indeed God! Before I continue all my readers should acknowledge this Universal Truth. With that being said, it should also be understood that 'Egotism' distorts omnipotence from manifesting within the context of Universal, Material, Equality which we all have come to understand as linear time; four dimensional reality; or a Basketball court. Yelp! I said it, "A Basketball court"(Also a Boxing Ring, but thatz another build).
Before we attempt to unravel the Universal math equation of Kobe and Shaq we must study past Koran. The chapter or Sura in this Koran is entitled; The Bull's Dynasty.
"Bismillah ir Rahman ir Raheem. Scotti Pippen is the greatest spiritual figure in the history of Basketball, for he never challenged the ego of Michael Jordan. Why don't you cee Scotti behind every Jordan symbol? Because Scotti never had the egotistical need to be ceen. Scotti's thorough control of his own 'Ego' allowed Michael to Harmonize with the Universal consciousness of Allah in 360 degrees or in other words "Ball out of Control" Jordan was the light, but Pippen was the blackness behind the landscape of the Bright Star Shinning."
Pippen could feel Michael's current of air. I'm sure Pippen could look into Mike's eyes before a game and approximate M.J.'s state of mind. Allah and Justice 'walked' together. Mike and Scotti 'walked' together and when you 'walk' together you learn very subtle nuances about one another. Those nuances that Scotti drew up and preserved for himself regarding M.J. is the reason why the Chicago Bulls won equality rings. Scotti's 'egoless' court behavior should not be in anyway confused with docility, if we fall into the egotistical trappings of this notion we will loose sight of the Supreme Wisdom present in Scotti Pippen.
Scotti kept the devil of 'ego' roped and bound in the caves of West Asia. He never allowed his 'ego' to be released into the Holy City Of Mecca(Cognitive Consciousness). The restriction that Scotti placed on his 'ego' was the launching pad for the Jet Plane we have all come to know as Air Jordan.
THE SECONDARY DERIVATIVES
Scotti and Michael are the primary derivatives of this Universal Differential Calculus equation. Kobe and Shaq are the secondary derivatives of this-'The Holy Grail of All Math Equations'. An intrinsic and inate Understanding of the Culture degree in the knowledge to knowledge the culture is paramount to understanding the workings of the egoless reality of I-God culture: "Why did we run Yacob and his made Devil from the root of civilization over the hot Arabian desert into the caves of West Asia as they now call it Europe? What is the meaning of E-U and R-O-P-E? How Long Ago? What did the Devil Bring with him? What Kind of Life did the Devil live then? and How long before Musa came to teach the Devil of their forgotten trick-knowledge?"
Answer:
"Scotti ran the Devil of his 'Ego' over the hot Arabian Desert into the Caves of his third. Both Kobe and Shaq failed at the undertaking of running their 'ego' over the desert. Neither of them could bind in the grafted snake of 'Egotism'. The Devil and/or 'Ego' brings emotional baggage with him. Phil Jackson(The Musa Principle) is the 'honorary' Half Original man in this equation who came to teach the 'Egotism' of Shaq and Kobe of the 'Forgotten Knowledge' and 'history' of the Bull headed God Ausar, he also tried to teach them how to build a 'Triangle Offense' for themselves."
Shaq and Kobe attempted to Make the twenty two hundred mile trip over the Mental Hot Arabian but only succeeded in traveling only half of said distance(1100 mi) together. Eleven Hundred miles or understanding rings together as opposed to the equality rings won by the Bulls' Dynasty.
The Answer to the Holy Grail of All Math Equations is:
Learn to keep your 'ego' roped up in the cave of your own mind, because as soon as the Devil rears its snake like egotistical head you will soon find success fleeting, elusive and causing trouble amongst the 'Righteous'.
Conclusion:
I call the above equation 'The Holy Grail of differential Calculus' because if understood properly it can open an individual up to their personal 'Victory' as well as assist with the discovery of their own personal 'Determined ideal'. Your 'determined ideal' is discovered in Equality, hence 'How Old was the Founder? Yacob's age at the true I master equal is a rational whole number with the 'Qualitative' metaphor of 'Equality' subtlely attached. Equality means to be 'Equal in Everything'(NOT IDENTICAL) because 'Likes' repel. When Michael Jordan played ball every Man: Black; Brown; Yellow; and White at one time or another indulged himself in a 'Michael Jordan' Fantacy.
Ques: What Movafucka ain't want to fly 'Like' Mike?
Ans: Scotti Pippen! Scotti Pippen flew through the Air Like Scotti Pippen!
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